Our Portfolio
Carefully selected companies that exemplify our commitment to optimal hydration levels across industries.
Our Investments
Carefully curated companies at the frontier of fluid capital markets.
Slopify
The leading moist music platform
Streaming saturated sounds for the dampened listener.
Slopify is reinventing how we consume audio with their groundbreaking moisture-infused streaming technology. Their proprietary hydration algorithms ensure that every beat, note, and vocal carries optimal moisture content for enhanced listener retention.
CryptoSoup
Liquid blockchain assets, literally
The world's first cryptocurrency you can drink.
CryptoSoup has merged blockchain with literal liquidity. Their innovative drinkable token system enables users to physically consume their digital assets, providing a unique digestible approach to wealth management.
Zaza AI
Artificial hydration intelligence
Self-learning moisture optimization for any environment.
Zaza AI is revolutionizing the artificial intelligence landscape through their pioneering Moisture Learning Models (MLMs). Their AI can predict, optimize, and deploy precise hydration tactics across industries ranging from agriculture to healthcare.
WetWorks
Enterprise moisture solutions
Making companies wetter, one drop at a time.
WetWorks specializes in enterprise-grade moisture solutions for Fortune 500 companies. Their flagship MoistureOps platform allows businesses to monitor, analyze, and optimize corporate hydration across departments and locations.
Drip Shop
E-commerce for the hydration enthusiast
Marketplace for premium moisture products and services.
Drip Shop has created the premier marketplace for moisture enthusiasts to discover, purchase, and review premium hydration products. Their curation algorithm ensures only the wettest, most innovative products reach their discerning customer base.
MoistureOS
The operating system for damp developers
Building the wet stack for next-gen applications.
MoistureOS is pioneering the world's first humidity-aware operating system. Their breakthrough WetKernel technology dynamically adjusts system performance based on ambient moisture levels, resulting in unprecedented efficiency for cloud and edge computing.