Terms & Conditions

The legal framework governing your interaction with our moisture services.

Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using the Moist Capital website and services, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site.

Last Updated: April 2, 2025

Moisture Monitoring & Compliance

All users of Moist Capital's services agree to:

  • Maintain appropriate wetness levels as prescribed by our moisture experts.
  • Not artificially inflate or deflate reported hydration metrics.
  • Allow periodic moisture audits as deemed necessary by our Chief Moisture Officer.
  • Participate in our annual Dampness Disclosure Program™.
  • Refrain from using our proprietary HydroMetrics™ technology for non-approved moisture measurement applications.

Use License

Permission is granted to temporarily download one copy of the materials on Moist Capital's website for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grant of a license, not a transfer of title, and under this license you may not:

  • Modify or copy the materials;
  • Use the materials for any commercial purpose or for any public display;
  • Attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on Moist Capital's website;
  • Remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials;
  • Transfer the materials to another person or "mirror" the materials on any other server;
  • Dry out any of our proprietary moisture-enhanced digital content.

This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions and may be terminated by Moist Capital at any time. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy any downloaded materials in your possession whether in electronic or printed format.

Disclaimer

The materials on Moist Capital's website are provided on an 'as is' basis. Moist Capital makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties including, without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement of intellectual property, or moisture content.

Furthermore, Moist Capital does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on its website or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this site, including their relative dampness or dryness.

Hydration Limitations

In no event shall Moist Capital or its suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data, profit, or due to business interruption, dehydration, over-moisturization) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Moist Capital's website, even if Moist Capital or a Moist Capital authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage.

Because some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties, or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.

Accuracy of Materials

The materials appearing on Moist Capital's website could include technical, typographical, photographic, or moisture-related errors. Moist Capital does not warrant that any of the materials on its website are accurate, complete, properly hydrated, or current. Moist Capital may make changes to the materials contained on its website at any time without notice. However, Moist Capital does not make any commitment to update the materials or their moisture content.

Links

Moist Capital has not reviewed all of the sites linked to its website and is not responsible for the contents or moisture levels of any such linked site. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Moist Capital of the site. Use of any such linked website is at the user's own risk and own hydration discretion.

Modifications

Moist Capital may revise these terms of service for its website at any time without notice. By using this website, you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these terms of service. Moisture levels may fluctuate seasonally.

Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the Sovereign Wetlands of Moist Capital and you irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in that location.

For any questions regarding these Terms and Conditions, please contact us at:

Moist Capital

Attn: Legal Hydration Department

legal@moistcapital.com

1234 Droplet Avenue

Dampville, WET 98765